Some honest criticism
Ok, I'm not going to act like some of your "haters" who only know how to type OMG!WTF THIS FUKING SUX! Yeah, that annoys the hell out of me. I'm going to be honest with you though.
First of all, this was very funny. So are most of your submissions to Newgrounds, as you obviously have a very good sense of humor. My one problem with this submission... and just about all of yours is the fact that the whole thing has been done with clay and a camera. Flash animations (at least as I see it) are intended for artists to bring their drawings (or computer-generated characters) to life.
Now, I know that going all the way through one of these videos can't be terribly easy, because you have to slightly adjust each figure per frame to make sure the movement looks "realistic."
Anyway, I don't want to waste too much of your time. Like I said, you have a great sense of humor and have some great ideas... but maybe you should try doing an animation instead of claymation or dubbing your voice over a film.
Once again, the best of Newgrounds have shown their talent in a Jam Session, and it is awesome! I love the theme, and it was (in my opinion) an improvement over the first Jam, since the artists weren't confined to using one tune (or rhythm I guess is more appropriate for the first one).
Great job all of you! I can't wait to see the next Jam, but most of all I can't wait to see the next flashes that you all release individually.
But I'd definetly recommend getting some voice actors. It was kind of annoying having the same voice doing the different characters. And also... I'd use some captions, regardless of whether you stick with the voices or not. Redo the voices, and find people to do at least one or 2 of them for you. I'd be more than happy to offer my services if you would wish.
Sorry about all those people flaming you for no apparent reason, but the only thing I see that you might want to fix on this is the speed bar. I know that it has been fixed, but it takes so long to move it from one side to the other, mike kicks your butt easily. Maybe fix it to where you can hold down on the + or - button and it will keep moving, rather than constantly clicking.
Overall a pretty good game though. Quite challenging for its simplicity.
The gameplay was amazing and quite difficult in the later levels. I give this game a full 5 ranking, hopefully it will be in the top 50 at some point.
As for this guy A_Bomb_420... you have no animations on Newgrounds, not a single audio file, and you have only been a member for a couple of months. Don't post a review just to act like a moron, it's pathetic. If you can make a flash like this only better, then you can say whatever you want about it. Until then, give the creators the credit they are due.
That was awesome!
You should make a game like this for several holidays. Like Easter, you throw rotten eggs at kids or the easter bunny. Or Valentines day when you throw the knives at the "lovebirds". I dunno, something like that.
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