Score: 3

"Some honest criticism"

submission: (2005) Mystery Kar

date: January 19, 2005

Ok, I'm not going to act like some of your "haters" who only know how to type OMG!WTF THIS FUKING SUX! Yeah, that annoys the hell out of me. I'm going to be honest with you though.
First of all, this was very funny. So are most of your submissions to Newgrounds, as you obviously have a very good sense of humor. My one problem with this submission... and just about all of yours is the fact that the whole thing has been done with clay and a camera. Flash animations (at least as I see it) are intended for artists to bring their drawings (or computer-generated characters) to life.

Now, I know that going all the way through one of these videos can't be terribly easy, because you have to slightly adjust each figure per frame to make sure the movement looks "realistic."

Anyway, I don't want to waste too much of your time. Like I said, you have a great sense of humor and have some great ideas... but maybe you should try doing an animation instead of claymation or dubbing your voice over a film.

Score: 10

"Simply amazing!"

submission: Newgrounds Jam #3

date: April 8, 2004

Once again, the best of Newgrounds have shown their talent in a Jam Session, and it is awesome! I love the theme, and it was (in my opinion) an improvement over the first Jam, since the artists weren't confined to using one tune (or rhythm I guess is more appropriate for the first one).

Great job all of you! I can't wait to see the next Jam, but most of all I can't wait to see the next flashes that you all release individually.

Score: 4

"Looked decent..."

submission: Mystic Gohan's Saga Ep.3

date: December 6, 2003

But I'd definetly recommend getting some voice actors. It was kind of annoying having the same voice doing the different characters. And also... I'd use some captions, regardless of whether you stick with the voices or not. Redo the voices, and find people to do at least one or 2 of them for you. I'd be more than happy to offer my services if you would wish.

Score: 10

"How can I describe this?"

submission: Newgrounds Jam #1

date: November 19, 2003

This is awesome in so many ways. The combination of these amazing artists have created something that can only be described as an "orgasm for the eyes." Each with their own style and vision of how this project should be done.

I applaud every one of these artists, truely 5 of the greatest animators on Newgrounds. One might even go so far as to say that they are some of the best the animation world has to offer.

Score: 5

"Not bad"

submission: StrawberryClock B-Ball

date: November 6, 2003

Sorry about all those people flaming you for no apparent reason, but the only thing I see that you might want to fix on this is the speed bar. I know that it has been fixed, but it takes so long to move it from one side to the other, mike kicks your butt easily. Maybe fix it to where you can hold down on the + or - button and it will keep moving, rather than constantly clicking.

Overall a pretty good game though. Quite challenging for its simplicity.

Score: 10

"Excellent game"

submission: Carious Weltling

date: October 28, 2003

The gameplay was amazing and quite difficult in the later levels. I give this game a full 5 ranking, hopefully it will be in the top 50 at some point.

As for this guy A_Bomb_420... you have no animations on Newgrounds, not a single audio file, and you have only been a member for a couple of months. Don't post a review just to act like a moron, it's pathetic. If you can make a flash like this only better, then you can say whatever you want about it. Until then, give the creators the credit they are due.

Score: 9

"Very well done!"

submission: Fun with Numbers

date: October 28, 2003

I must say, I enjoyed watching this flash. Its sheer uniqueness among other flash cartoons on this website make it deserve a much higher score (although 3.16 isn't bad at all). I enjoyed your other animations as well, and I hope to see many great things from you in the future here on Newgrounds!

Score: 5

"Not bad"

submission: Sonic X Bloopers

date: October 27, 2003

Honestly I don't see what everyone's problem is with this flash. Although it could have been done a little better, I thought it was very funny.

The only complaint I have is how the picture is off center. Besides that, I think that all the other reviewers acting like complete nimrods need to just chill out and stop being such little cunts. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you have to be a child about it.

Score: 8

"Pretty sweet"

submission: homestar hunt

date: October 27, 2003

I must admit that I do like homestarrunner.com, but this flash was hilarious! Those other reviewers that said your animation style sucks are all full of crap and are probably jealous because they know they couldn't do a flash like this (or especially your others) if they tried.

My only complaint is that whenever I try to use the Colt, it changes to the AMT before I can fire a single shot.

Score: 10

"That was awesome!"

submission: Jack Must Die

date: October 22, 2003

You should make a game like this for several holidays. Like Easter, you throw rotten eggs at kids or the easter bunny. Or Valentines day when you throw the knives at the "lovebirds". I dunno, something like that.